And Didn't I Tell You So?

A Year Later

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 07:47:47 GMT

I still have his last txt that really meant anything at that time..."In a year if you and I arn't together then we have to talk" a small replay and I'm looking back how was I a foolish person and so drawn into such a serious relationship back then between my second Adam...but hey I loved him anyhow for who he was, guess it wasn't meant to last. And now a year later I didn't exactly throw the thought "o a year later he's going to be back home" idea...and he's back yet again.

Tho i have to say it's not a bad transition, me and him get along well...it just seems too soon tho that this all is happening. I'm leaving soon right when he's back home again. I miss him alot, but it'll still be around. I still love his charm and good qualities that always will be there. But I'm glad to see him anyhow, everything this year has discipated and I understand him more since I basically stand where he stands currently...being single and trying to figure out what to do and place yourself in life. Vs. me I'm just in the uncommitted part for the time being and leaving. Dealing with 2 guys named Adam is always an interesting thing...especially if you get along real well and have dated all the 3 Adam's that you've ever known. Adams....

less than 2 months...and I'll be in UC Merced, i'm starting to be a lil nervous already. so much stuff to finish up and to do...
This yr I definetly feel it's a new start so far and for that i"m hella thankful for that.

Writer's Block: Caring

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 07:17:41 GMT

Who do you care about most in your life?

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The people that do come and go in your life is something to care about. You learn from them and also apply it to your own life. Whether it's family or friends, it should be cherished....even the bad times you can learn from it. I sure have these past year, it's hard but it makes you realize alot, time goes by quickly and at the end you wonder why you didn't do it when you had the chance.

Seriously huh?

Fri, 16 May 2008 07:48:05 GMT

Umm....how did I end up getting an admittance letter to UC Merced when I didn't even apply to it? yea....i'm going to call them to find out whether it's true or not. Otherwise I had a great extensive converstaion with Justin and that sooo helped me out than being yelled at from Sophie [wat a yelling bitch] but hey, they both want the best. So atleast I have some very good planned out options at this point justincase. [And i already learned from the last mistake from winter....if you get accepted to all your schools...WTF are you thinking by not taking it???] ya....believe me i should have....

O yes...One more week before I go to CHINA for like a great 3 wks vacation!!!
But it saddens me to see and hear what's happening because of the disaster at the same time.
It somewhat makes me wonder how i'm going to feel about the trip knowing that this is also happening during that time.

But either way....I got alot of work to figure out. A bit nervous actually about this all.

Life is a must

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 06:09:48 GMT

And I gladly endulge in it and at the same time wonder why....
Sometimes I wonder how long does it take and how long is this going to go for?
I'm not happy yet I am getting by and trudging...but there's way too my high expectations that neither anyone would want to live up to.
Yet I'm content and loving and wanting to do more. What the hell?
I fell so left out and alone because I don't have the people I want to look up to anymore because they are a mess inside.
Yet I have the people, family/friends that will be there for me.
It's so confusing and frustrating.
O yes, answers....yep, those are never always filling...but I can deal with that.

By the way, I've just been way too busy with work and school...tho I do write on blogspot too.
But I'll always revert back to writing here.

And another thing....yes, I don't get it too...I get attn from both not wanting and wanting...so explain how that works?
I'm to the point where I'd love to go camping in my closet.
But no, that'd be just a bit extreme, tho i wouldn't mind for a lil bit.

Yet, I think that's why i'm giving myself a great 3 wks outa town and outa the country for the time an actual Vacation. Thank you Adam (#3) for suggesting a vacation [always going to love him anyhow] mmm.
And Megan (glasses with Jeff) has the best ever encouragement and most randomest questions "what is the meaning of life?" love her too!
I'm so glad people are around and that gives more of a meaning and hope.
Yet out of all the situations, keeping in touch is the most valuable thing really. It makes such a difference. Tho sometimes i feel that some of those friendship have just been grown out of touch or distant [sucks but it happens]. Yet there's more friends every year so I suppose life goes on.

Summary of 99% of the people you will ever meet in college PART 1

Sat, 29 Dec 2007 08:38:08 GMT

1 HIT WONDER

You will never hear this guy/girl ever say anything, whether it be to other
students or the professor. Then one day, after looking extremely intense or
constipated for an hour straight, they will say something so gloriously insightful
that it will bring tears to the eyes of everyone who bears witness to it.

Then they will never speak again.

1 UPPER

This student will make it a point to one-up anything that comes out of anyone's
mouth. You study for a test for 6 hours? He studied for 10. You drank 12 beers?
He drank 20. You've broken your arm twice? He's broken his 3 times. The interesting
thing to note about the One-Upper is the fact that everything he says is a
lie, but he has convinced himself its true.

45 YEAR OLD COLLEGE STUDENT WITH 2 KIDS

The 45 Year Old College Student with Two Kids is one of the more interesting
persona's found in the college classroom. This subject has returned to school
in an attempt to better her life, which is a great endeavor. However, there
are a few things about this person that will make you want to punch her in
the face by the end of the semester. The 45-year-old college student with two
kids must write down every word the professor says. This will cause the class
to be peppered with calls of "can you repeat that" approximately
every 0.23 seconds. Second, she must ask the most obvious questions, preferably
ones the professor has already answered.

ACTIVIST ANNIE

Somewhat related to the man-hating feminist but has plenty more to piss her
off than just men. Needs to get involved in every civil rights or ultra liberal
campaign that has ever been mentioned on campus. Tries to make a cause out
of every problem anybody has with authority, no matter how absurd or completely
unfounded the complaint.

AGENDA ASSAILER

The Agenda Assailer has (surprise!) an agenda to push on everyone else. If
you're in, say, a science class you'll get to hear about how the scientist
who discovered some principle was a racist or misogynist and therefore his
scholarly work is somehow meaningless. Even though the rest of the class is
just there to learn, the Agenda Assailer will attempt to turn every class into
a political debate. Here's an example from a history class:
quote:

Professor: Thomas Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence.
AA: How can you even SAY that?!?!?!?! He owned slaves!!!
Professor: Well, yes. But he still wrote it.
AA: Well then he's a hypocrite and we should THROW OUT the Declaration of Independence!!!

AMICABLE ATHLETE

Sort of the polar opposite of the Hillbilly Gangster, the Amicable Athlete
is usually about 6 foot three, weighing in at 225 pounds, and looks like Sam
Jackson on steroids. Attending college on a sports scholarship, the Amicable
Athlete probably works a cushy job at a car dealership, gets more tail than
you can possibly imagine, is more or less constantly high on primo weed all
of the time, and is smart enough to know that he's in for an easy ride and
to enjoy it and throws great parties! While he might never turn pro, there's
a good chance he'll get a good gig on the local AM sports radio station

ANIME FREAK

Anime Freak is somewhat of a rarity outside of computer science and/or Japanese
courses. However, you still might encounter one in some humanities cores. The
Anime Freak will always be wearing button down shirts with a dragon or some
kind of Dragonball Z character on it. Also, anything with Japanese writing
on it is always cool in the eyes of Anime Freak, even if it makes absolutely
no sense. Do not approach the Anime Freak outside of class, unless you want
to run into a situation like this:
quote:
You: Hey, what's up?
AF: I think episode 185 of [insert horribly obscure anime show here] is the
best because they use the Power of the Light to slay the dragon beast and save
the world from total destruction!!!
You: Um… I have to go.

ANNOYING CLONE

This is a person you meet in the class that you share the same interests and
hobbies. At first you enjoy talking and hanging out with them, but then all
they do is constantly talk about the same interests and never want to talk
about anything else, and every day they want to hang out after class and do
something related to the point it drives you insane. In the end you end up
hating both the person, and what you enjoyed.

ANSWER MACHINE

This person gets it! They understand the material. They can answer the hard
questions that require logical induction and they can form arguments using
the material.
Unfortunately, everyone else in the class is either the Quiet, Smart Slacker
or The Frat Mattress or I'm Too Important to Be Here. The professor lectures
and asks a question and no one will answer. Grated by the awkward silence,
The Answer Machine finally answers.The floodgates open. From the rest of the semester onwards, the class is a dialogs between The Answer Machine and the professor interspersed with infrequent,
sometimes mind-numbing comments from The Frat Mattress when she's called on
and the slacker when they care. But for the most part, it's The Answer Machine.
Even when they don't answer, the professor will call on them regardless of
whether or not their hand is raised.

APATHETIC GENIUS

The apathetic genius is the pinnacle of wasted potential. He shows up to most
of his classes, and is minorly sociable. He is involved in class discussions
but will never write a single page of notes, never does any extra credit or
optional assignments, and never even reads the textbook or studies. Despite
this he will consistently get A's and B's in every class he takes, all while
exerting no apparent effort. This person probably has the ability to cure cancer
some day, but years of being unchallenged and socially shunned will lead him
to drop out after his first or second year.

BABBLING IDIOT

This kid is sort of like intellectual superhero except that he's not really
out to prove a point through questions, but rather through his personal experiences.
He is in class to spill as many anecdotes as he can possibly think of, which,
for the most part, only relate to the subject at hand tangentially. His diatribes
are voiced in an overly sincere tone, which I'm sure he believes makes his
stories sound more real, true to life, and hard hitting. Amazingly, his stories
always tend to agree with the professor's point of view.

BABYFACE

This kid graduated high school early, but doesn't really make a big deal about
it. Because of this, his social skills are somewhat undeveloped, and he is
quick to attach himself to social groups in order to gain acceptance. Said
social groups are quick to make him the subject of their corruption projects,
and take great pleasure in getting him drunk/laid/stoned for the first time.

BALANCED GUY

They're a fairly sociable bunch with lots of common sense, and they have fairly
diversified skills. These guys seldom try to draw attention to themselves but
also have a healthy amount of self-esteem (Balanced Guys generally don't attack/insult
people in any way unless they feel it's warranted). They're willing to learn
a little about everything and can be found in places such as the gym lifting
weights, or even in a kitchen working on their cooking skills... or....sometimes
in their room masturbating to a wide variety of downloaded porn clips. Who
knows what Balanced Guy will do next. They aren't spendthrifts, but they aren't
penny pinchers, either. They play both sports and video games. When it comes
to discussions of any sort, balanced guy keeps an open mind and generally takes
a politically "moderate" stance.

BIBLE SLUT

Generally starts out being the CONVERTER, straight-laced and conservative;
they go to church every week and brag about that fact often. This person even
has the ability to recite any and every bible verse from memory. Then THE LUCKY
BASTARD or JOHNNY THREE LEGS introduces them to the marvels of SEX,and it's
all down hill from there, as they descend into the foul pits of whoredom. They
of course will still go to Church every week in order to keep up a facade of
piety, singing the glories of baby Jesus.

BIOLOGICAL WEAPON

The B.W.even having a 103.2 fever will still attend class, and will spend
more time in class coughing, sneezing, wheezing, blowing their nose, and sniffling
than they do not making noise. While their dedication to education may be set
in stone, it is advised to avoid this person like the plague, even if it means
missing class to stay healthy.

BLONDE ASIAN TAMER

Female in a science degree who probably shouldn't be. However, due to chemicals
she emits from her hair, holds sway over Silent Foreign Curve Destroyer or
other male Asian students who do her beck and call. Part hive mind, part parasite.
Identify by remarks like "This stuff is so hard, Haji, you're so smart" or "What
did you get for number 1?". Usually a sub-species of Sally Sorority Chick

BRING ME UP, KNOCK ME DOWN

He is always there to help. Whatever jam you have yourself in, he will, with
ease, find a way to pull you out. However, he will do so with so much reluctance,
he makes it sound as though Sisyphus (look it up) had an easy go of things.
He will passive aggressively start conversations about what a drag it is being
the designated driver, only days after he drove your drunk ass home. He is the infinite conundrum of friendship. He is always there for you. Unfortunately he is always there.

CAVE DWELLER

His blinds are never open. His light's never on. He lives by the light of
his computer. Whenever he goes out, which is very, very rare, he squints and
looks frightened, often power walking to class. He uses the internet for his
lectures, and never sleeps when you do, so you can't hang out with your friends/girlfriend
at your place. He's not nice, but he's not mean. He's clean, but his room's
a mess. There's Mountain Dew cans everywhere. He gets average grades, and he's
usually a science major, though sometimes a Lit or English major.

CELLPHONE TERRORIST

The Cellphone Terrorist has the capability to disrupt classes without even
being present. They will leave their belongings in class as they go for a bathroom
break when, suddenly, the sound of "My Humps" fills the room. Yes,
that's The Cellphone Terrorists new ring tone for this week and it isn't going
to stop until they return. Those unfortunate enough to be sitting beside The
Cellphone Terrorist will hang their head in shame as piercing gazes are shot
directly their way.Upon return, The Cellphone Terrorist will usually check their missed calls
and proceed to call said person back by means of a covert coat-over-the-head
technique that they have perfected.

CEO JUNIOR III

Born to wealth and privilege and toting an ego the size of Australia, CEO
Jr. III will rarely be encountered outside of econ, business and business-related
courses (like the lower level computer sciences). Much like the Fashion Monger,
CJ3 is fascinated by brand names and drops them wherever possible. However,
instead of dropping "real" designer names, he'll brag about the cheap
shit he bought from Abercrombie last week. Success is what he's aiming for,
and he'll probably get there, but only through his dad's business connections.
Like the Study Nazi, he is not particularly bright, though his particular mode
of achieving good grades consists of stroking the professor's ego with appropriate
questions and office hours schmoozing. Like the Sociable Slacker he is unfailingly
cheerful, but his cheeriness, much like everything else about him, is completely
insincere. He is astoundingly successful at getting laid for reasons which
are at present unknown to science. It's probably best to avoid crossing him
in social circumstances since he can wield his people skills like a weapon.

CHEATER

This guy never studies for tests; he cheated his way through high school and
knows every trick in the book. Instead of studying he spends his time trying
to figure out how to steal the answers from the professor or storing formulas
in his TI83. Every test grade is either an A (if the got the answers)or D or
F (if they didn't). This will eventually lead to a final grade of a C.

CHOIR NERD

A mixture of the music major and the american idol reject, this person you
can hear down the hall singing La vie Boheme off key and way out of their register.
These poor souls actually believe that their major is going to be lucrative
one day and let them have something to boast about at their 10 year reunion.
They tend to visit their old high school choir and still wear their old letterman
that has all the patches from solo and ensemble contests since freshman year.
They generally rank themselves as more accepting than the drama nerds but in
the end will only talk to each other because "they understand each other."

CLOSET ACTIVIST

TCA can find something racial or discriminating in everything. Unlike activist
annie, TCA doesn't have the courage to stand for what they believe, in front
of large crowds. Resembling the facebook zombie, TCA spends countless hours
searching for groups that may be the least bit offensive. TCA will join groups
just to make strong, false accusations and posts. TCA may be seldom seen with
activist annie to avoid association. You will never find TCA at any major demonstration.

COMMENTER

Tends to occupy the center of the room for maximum visibility. Always nods
along with the professor. Provides his/her own commentary, largely to herself,
during lecture while jotting down notes. Most commonly uttered phrases are
variations of: "Oh yeah", "Exactly", "Well, that's
interesting".

Example:
Prof.: DNA is blueprint for life.
Comm.: [Nod] [Nod] Uh-huh. Well, ain't that something

COMPUTER DUMMY

Cannot use a computer or any technology to save their life. This person will
rely on you to help them type up reports, assignments, or use excel/power point/access
for projects. Will also become dazzled if they see you playing any kind of
video game or watching a DVD in your dorm, and will want to learn more about
it.

CONVERSATIONALIST

You'll find this one at the back of the class, and they tend to travel in
herds. She spends all semester having conversations with the people around
her, that have absolutely nothing to do with the class, usually pertaining
to her boyfriend, a movie she just saw, or a party she was at/plans to attend.
Completely ignorant of the people around her who are actually trying to pay
attention to the lecture in a typically difficult subject. Another common trait
of The Conversationalist is her apparent lack of any sort of school supplies
(including pens, pencils, paper, and the freaking textbook) Sociologists have
theorized that this is a subconscious ploy designed to draw more people into
The Conversationalist's tangled web of distraction.

CONVERTER

This guy or gal is a shining beacon of their Religion, and will attempt to
bring it to light every chance they get, and attempt to get you to believe
in whatever it is they believe. Anytime your classes mention faith, she is
the first to preach to the entire class, and say that her deity is what everyone
needs to follow

DEER IN HEADLIGHT CHICK

Normally, she's quiet. She's so quiet she'll duck down when the professor
looks to ask questions. The second she's called on to give a speech, her entire
body tenses up. Very rarely will a word escape her mouth that's not "Uhhh" or "Like".
She's known for freezing up for periods of greater than one minute during in-class
presentations, much to everyone else's amusement.

DRAMA NERD

Often found roaming (or more often loafing) in packs of 4 to 7, the drama
nerd is best known for not shutting the fuck up ever and oh god i mean ever
regarding new musicals, old musicals, how non-theater majors are intellectually
devoid of any redeeming quality, who got cast where, etc. The drama nerd is
mostly self-delusional, and if one is to ask it about it's past, the response
often involves "well you know I just had the WORST time in high school
i mean nobody understood me there but when I got to college I just felt like
a BUTTERFLY, able to finally open my creative WINGS" and other such inane
metaphors. The Drama nerd does, somehow, get laid all the goddamn time, but
only by other Drama nerds, resulting in chain-reaction mega-drama-bombs that
will certainly resonate throughout the school because these losers will not
shut up about how Johnny Actor face "TOTALLY USED ME" at high volumes
in the library during finals week. Somehow possessing both the largest and
smallest reserve of self-confidence of any college student simultaneously,
ladies and gentlemen: the Drama Nerd.

DUDE WHO KNOWS FUCKING EVERYONE

Everywhere you go, this guy knows somebody he has to high five and chat with
for a little bit. He probably grew up in the area, has an outgoing personality,
and is involved in a wide variety of activities that breach many social circles.
Generally liked, although he may be too outgoing for some people. Generally
doesn't have a lot of close friends, but makes up for it in sheer volume. This
is the guy to talk to if you're interested in a new hobby, want to join a club,
or just want to meet new people. May do incredibly outrageous things to get
even more attention.

EDUCATION MAJOR

As a freshman, the education major parties excessively, because he or she
knows in subsequent years, they won't be able to have any more late nights
out due to having to go to field experience at a local school. The education
major finds themselves wishing they could sign up for an 8 AM class because
it feels like sleeping in when he or she compares it to waking up for field
or student teaching at 5:30 in the morning.

ENGINEER

One who is rarely seen without a TI-83 Plus or higher model calculator, and
actually knows how to, and does, use all the functions of said calculator.
Often makes jokes that one outside of the Engineering spectrum will not understand,
or makes really horrible ones, or both. Example: "I'm pretty sure it was
a zero-force member..." "that's what she said." Takes many science/math
courses that are said to "strongly relate to core Engineering" and "provide
a base for higher level courses" but in reality 99% of skills in said
classes are rarely used

ETHNIC TREASURE

Comes from a multi-ethnic back ground, and will constantly bring this up.
They will write articles in the school paper about how delightfully confused
they are about not knowing which ethnic stereotypes to conform to.

EXAM BEGGER

This person cannot take a test without first begging for as much review or
information as possible. They cannot prepare for a test without first knowing
seemingly unimportant details like "How many questions are on this test?" They
will beg for extra review sessions, extra credit, and to know the exact breakdown
of how the test is scored. They will waste the whole class when a test is announced
if the professor doesn't shut them up. They will also spend the entire first
session of a class, when the syllabus is presented trying to make homework
a much higher percentage of the total grade.

FACEBOOK ADDICT

The Facebook Addict often makes references to who changed/added what, and
who "its complicated" with who. Most of their sentences begin with "omg
did u see _______ on his/her wall?" and end with "Tag it!" They
check facebook every chance they get, only to get pissed when they dont have
a new wall post from when they last checked it 18 seconds ago. They are amazed
by those who mini-feed say they have "no recent activity" and how
they have such self control. The FACEBOOK ADDICT often joins many groups and
is only moments away from becoming the FACEBOOK ZOMBIE.

FACE BOOK ZOMBIE

This person comes to class every single time, yet spends 100% of class time
on their laptop. They believe that if one comes to class, one will somehow
absorb the material telepathically from the professor. They usually are on
Face book, Forums (Many are Goons) Some sort of RPG, Solitaire, you name it.
The important thing, though, is that they are not paying attention to class
at all, Ever. They tend to hover in the back, and have ultra quick minimizing
reflexes if a lone TA should wander back there.

FACULTY MEMBER

This is a student who has become very involved and uses his major as a replacement
for a social life. He may, or may not work in the department office, but you'll
see him wandering around the office anyway, chatting up the actual faculty.
Maybe having lunch in the waiting area. He's only annoying when you actually
have a class with him and he takes on the role of a teaching assistant.

FASHION MONGER

Fashion Monger is on the bleeding edge of fashion! While having some nice
clothes is something everyone should invest in, Fashion Monger's entire wardrobe
has been purchased from stores so hip that you've never even heard of them.
Apparently, it's "hip" and "with it" to pay 500 dollars
for jeans that were hand stitched by the hardworking people of Taiwan. And,
as we all know, 50 dollars for a silk-screened t-shirt is a completely reasonable
price, as long as it was designed by an gay Italian man. Yes, nothing says, "I
have too much money and not enough common sense" quite like buying clothes
with fancy designer labels that are marked up 1000%

FLEETING LOVEBIRDS

Comprised mainly of Freshman, these two are fresh out of high school, and
are gonna be in love forever. They take all the same classes together, they've
got their first apartment together, and they're inseparable. Most of the time,
one of the two had the chance to a scholarship at a better school, but turned
it down in the name of love. They'll sit together in class, are always the
first to volunteer for group work together, and will no doubt be broken up
by the end of their first year.

FORMER MILITARY SERVICEMAN

"Well, when I was in Iraq ..."
And basically media misrepresentation is the cause of virtually everything
bad in society these days

FRAT MATRESS

Shit… you're probably fucking her now!

FUCKING DISGUSTING C.S. MAJOR

Fucking Disgusting Computer Science Major is the reason that you don't want
to go to class. He bathes roughly once every leap year and wears the same "totally
awesome" Japanese video game (the import version was so much better) shirt
for half a semester at a time. No matter how far away you get from him, the
stench seems to travel across the room and assault your nostrils. Fucking Disgusting
Computer Science Major has no time for the English language, and he will often
ask questions that make little to no sense and lack any sort of "grammatical
structure." He's the only character that can actually give Silent Foreign
Curve Destroyer a run for his money on the intellectual scale, but that's only
because he was probably born with knowledge of linear algebra and differential
equations.

Fucking Noo Yawker aka EMPIRE STATE COCK

A disproportionately large number of Fuckin' Noo Yawkers are criminal justice,
law, public administration majors. Actually from Long Island, the Fuckin' Noo
Yawker has the uncanny talent of injecting the fact that they're from the NYC
area into just about every conversation. They complain about just about every
aspect of their college town, saying that it's inferior in some way to NYC. "You
can't get a good bagel at 3:00 on a Sunday morning!" "The pizza here
sucks!" They'll even take positive traits of their new surroundings and
turn that into a negative - "The subway here in Washington is too clean!
It's not a real fuckin' subway like in Noo Yawk, with litter, bums, rats, the
smell of piss and shit. That's real, not this sanitized Metro rail shit where
they won't even let you eat a fucking pastrami on rye!"

"GARY"

Usually an unattractive guy who thinks he is a stud and acts like he is hung
like a porn star. Thinks he can charm and seduce any woman by lecherously rubbing
her back and give back massages while trying to undo her bra. Always touching
up girls even if they give the message they are not interested, even in front
of their boyfriend. But thats cool, he has a black belt in Karate so will be
ready to fight off any pissed boyfriends. Carries a pair of handcuffs with
him and loves to put girls through bondage in the pub even if they don't want
it.

GEEK PROVIDER

The provider tends to be everyone's best friend when they need something from
him. Of his various requests, he spends the majority of his time lofting and
unlofting bunks, or fixing people's computers. When he is not doing this, the
provider is somehow nowhere to be found. For extra fun, combine THE PROVIDER
with the FOREIGN SILENT CURVE DESTROYER

GRADE INQUIRER

The G.I. immediately has to know what grade you got on test the second you
get it. G.I. will not divulge their own grade if yours was higher. If G.I.
did get a higher grade, they'll offer a sympathetic shrug and let you know
you did better than so and so and keep your head up.

GUY/GIRL WITH INHUMAN HALO SKILLS

This person doesn't have "mad skills"; Instead, there is no word
in the English language that properly describes how good this fucker is with
a plasma rifle or pistol. They look rather ordinary, with no unusual physical
features, nor obvious personality quirks. But give em' an Xbox, and a copy
of Halo, and prepare to have many recurring nightmares of what you're about
to see. They quite literally can chuck a grenade at a difficult-to-reach weapon,
and the explosion will launch the said weapon straight at em', as if they was
pulling it telekineticaly. They knows the location of every item on every map,
and knows exactly when that item is gonna respawn.

HERETIC

Exact opposite of The Converter, this person hates all forms of Religion and
despises God. Used to be devoted to a faith, but lost his or her faith through
some event in the past, such as a major physical/psychological trauma. This
person loves to quote John Milton, and argue with others who believe in God.

HIGH-SCHOOLER

Typically a girl and a Freshman. Spends most of her time stereotyping hallmates,
classmates, and other acquaintances based on what cliques they would have belonged
to in her high school. Her favorite hobby is badmouthing these people because
'in HIGH SCHOOL' she would never have associated with them. She also enjoys
critiquing and complaining about every aspect of college which is 'different'
from her high school experience.

HUSBAND/BRIDE TO BE

Usually a freshman who is currently engaged. You often ask yourself how long
will it last?, Why will anyone mary him/her?, when will he/she know that it
may have been a bit too early?(After the divorce of course :D). Often talks
about how he/she will be married soon, and relates a lot of the projects he/she
has done to marriage, will need a therapist in the future if it all goes wrong.

I CAN QUITTER

This person, smokes, drinks, has other bad habits and can quit whenever they
want. When asked to quit they always respond I would but I don't wanna.

I'M RIGHT, YOU'RE WRONG

This person has a very strong opinion about EVERYTHING and will force it down
the throat of EVERY PERSON that opposes them. This is made intolerable by the
fact that the "i'm right you're wrong's" opinions aren't backed up
very well or are announced in a very ridiculous and obnoxious manner. This
people abuse terms like "liberal, democrat, hippie, freak, tree hugger,
terrorist, right-wing, extremist, etc." Very often the opinion is somewhat
one sided

I'M TOO IMPORTANT TO BE HERE GIRL

This girl is much too busy to do something as menial as class. She's in a
sorority, she's in the student senate and she's got a boyfriend on the lacrosse
team. She treats class like it's a bother- much like a PTA meeting. During
the entire class period, her blistered thumbs are hammering at the tiny keys
on her super expensive new cell phone that Daddy's bought her three times because
she keeps wearing it out. Whenever the professor asks her to stop her hammering,
her face curls up worse than Reese Witherspoon's after eating out an asshole.

INDIE KID

The indie kid is the guy/girl who wears nothing but vintage cloths purchase
from thrift stores and listens to music by bands that nobody has ever heard
of. Indie kids stick together, always involved in some sort of "intellectual" conversation
about a worldly event (past or present) that everybody is not talking about.
Often times the indie kid will go out of his or her way to mention something
obscure to give themselves "indie cred".

I STUDIED ABROAD AND IT CHANGED MY LIFE

This person has spent anywhere from 3-12 months in a country that isn't too
different from our own, but it's sooo much better. It's so cultured and you
can drink without having the draconian American laws over your back. Most of
this student's stories involve getting drunk and hooking up with a creepy older
gentleman or passing out on the couch interspersed with some sightseeing. But
it changed her life, like OMG i totally know how people in other countries
live and I'll keep talking and talking and talking about it.

INTELLECTUAL SUPERHERO

Intellectual Superhero is neither an intellectual nor a superhero, but don't
tell him that! The Intellectual Superhero is easily identified by his complete
inability to allow a class period to pass by without asking at least 654 questions
designed to show how "witty" and "clever" he is. He will
attempt to prove the professor wrong in every class with his inane bullshit,
regardless of the fact that the professor has a doctorate in the field. If
it's a science course, the Intellectual Superhero will attempt to solve every
problem using an alternate method, which is always incorrect. But don't worry;
he'll still manage to waste 20 minutes of your life with his insane method
of solving the problem. At least you'll get to laugh at him when the professor
proves him wrong.

I-PLACED-INTO-HIGHER-LEVEL-CLASSES-YOU-SHOULD-THINK-I'M-THE-SHIT-CAUSE-I-DO!

This individual is a Freshman, who managed to get placed into upper level
courses. Because of this, he will establish a heightened feeling of self-worth,
and will consider himself to be a worthy equal to the majors in said department.
Will bring up the fact that they are a FRESHMAN at every opportunity, and will
become confounded when the upperclassmen in the same major aren't fawning over
him or trying to suck his cock out of amazement at how awesome he must be,
because he's taking upper level classes, but he's merely a FRESHMAN. If it
is a language course, they will try to chat in that language, regardless of
the fact that you won't understand what-the-fuck. Not because they're better
than you, but in their pretentious righteousness, they don't realize they completely
suck at it.

JACKASS OF ALL TRADES

This man is seemingly adept in all subjects, and will boast about it too.
Hear him complain about how easy his last Abstract Algebra exam was, how he
wrote his African paper two hours before its due and how little he prepared
for his sociology presentation. His weakness is poor social skills. Ask about
his girlfriend for massive emotional baggage!

JOHNNY FRAT BOY - or - SALLY SORORITY CHICK

While there's certainly nothing wrong with being in a Greek organization,
some people take their involvement in these groups a little too seriously.
These are the people who can't go 2 consecutive days without wearing their
shirts from some drinking party they went to last weekend. Johnny Frat Boy
likes to brag about how many beers he slammed down on Tuesday night, while
Sally Sorority Chick acts as though she is too immaculate to be tarnished by
your presence. In either case you shouldn't worry about these two personality
types too much because they only associate with each other. This brings me
to another point: when you see these people outside of class, it is perfectly
acceptable to run them over with your motor vehicle of choice.

JOHNNY THREE LEGS

Usually an average-looking, somewhat lanky guy, Johnny Three Legs is extraordinary
on one respect: his ten inch penis. Flaccid. How do you know? Well, he's the
guy that faces towards everyone else in communal showers. In dorms with individual
showers, he dries himself off in public areas, and spends just a bit more time
naked than other residents, who usually whip on a towel before they even draw
the curtains open. Pity his poor roommate, usually a lonely computer science
major that is still a virgin, who is kept up awake at nights from the cries
of Johnny Three leg's dates - "Ouch! That hurts! Ungggnmph! Oh yeah ...
yes ... God ... OUCH! Let's try it another way .... yes ... oh God ... oh Jesus
... OUCH!"

JUST DOING THIS FOR THE FREE HOUSING R.A.

This RA just says hi and bye to residents. Decorates the bulletin board and
complete the minimal number of required programs. This R.A. is cool as shit,
but makes it clear they are only here for the free housing.

JUST HAPPY TO BE AWAY FROM HER DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY FOR A SEMESTER GIRL

Jhtbafhdffasg is usually the happiest person on campus. she doesn't take parties
for granted. if there are five parties going on simultaneously, she's somehow
having the time of her life at all five. she won't disrupt class with any senseless
questions, although it may take some time to get used to her everlasting smile.
she makes an awesome friend, always optimistic until winter break rolls around
and you have to drag her out of her dorm kicking and screaming.

JUST ONE OF THE GUYS" GIRL-

She is always hanging out with the guys and may not have a lot of female friends
to hang with on a day to day basis. Tries her hardest to fit in with the boys
by playing video games, burping, commenting about the "hott" girls
(and why they aren't good enough), takes part in random mischief etc. She is
always there to give relationship advice, is usually friends with all of the
guys g/f

Summary of 99% of the people you will ever meet in college PART 2

Sat, 29 Dec 2007 08:36:56 GMT

KARAOKE SUPERSTAR

Possessing the incredible ability of knowing the lyrics to every song ever
written, but unfortunately lacking the talent to flaunt it properly, the Karaoke
Superstar molds every moment of their life into that of an American Idol reject.
Whether it be wailing along to their favorite Nickelback song at the bar, or
belting out Phil Collins in the dorm shower at 8 in the morning, the Karaoke
Superstar fails to hit the right notes every time. Those in earshot will reel
in horror at the audio assault, exclaiming "Oh my God, a cat fell into
the blender!" or "It sounds like someone is scraping a cheese grater
across 200 feet of blackboard!" The Karaoke Superstar falls under the
category of "completely ignorant," believing their vocal stylings
to be those of a professional. Frequently an actual Music major, mentioning
their shortcomings will result in a major blow to their ego.

KID THAT FUCKING NO-ONE LIKES

This kid is a douche bag! And for arguments sake let's call him "DANNY" This
kid will attempt to befriend you then manage to say or do something so unspeakably
rude or offer some backwards compliment. Parties disassemble whenever this
Ass hat manages to find his way to one.

LIBRARY LEECH

Sees that you're studying in the library, but couldn't care less. They want
to chit chat and won't leave. They plop their stuff down and talk to you, despite
the fact that your books are open and you're obviously studying hard; or worse,
trying to finish something that's due in 10 minutes

LOVE-HATER

The guy/girl who's too cool for romance, and has to insult every couple that
passes their way. Whether staring, snickering, or outright making an idiotic
comment, the love-hater somehow tries to be "different" by not looking
for an opportunity to pass on their genes. Needless to say, these types are
usually at home practicing their five-knuckle shuffle.

LUCKY BASTARD

An amorphous presence, he is in your class just to make you feel crappy. He
doesn't try, isn't smart, and may even be a mean SOB to people, yet gets lucky
breaks in grades/finding a job/getting a girl. For instance he bombs a test
but the professor loses it and acknowledges he took the test and gets the class
average, or finds an emotionally unstable girl who clings to him and does anything
he wants regardless of how he treats her. He also will get a job because of
a crappy reason like him and the recruiter like the same baseball player.

MADDEN JR.

This student's life revolves around sports. He can quote sports scores, character
stats, and just about anything from some obscure game last week. Not only did
he watch it, he studied it while his classmates were studying for that quiz
he failed. He usually arrives in class approximately 10 minutes late wearing
his favorite sports team hat and jacket, only to talk about sports for the
entire class. Interestingly, the Madden Jr. rarely, if ever, has any athletic
ability of his own, and is often obese due to a diet consisting entirely of
nachos.

MAJOR ELITIST

Major Elitist is generally some type of science or engineering major who looks
down on anyone who might even think about getting a humanities or business
degree. After all, we all know that the only thing that's important is science.
All that other mamby-pansy bullshit like "History" or "English" or "the
world economy" is just a bunch of feel-good rhetorical nonsense anyway.
Besides, any jackass can get a liberal arts degree!

MAN-HATING FEMINIST

Usually found in Women's Studies or English classes. They find enjoyment in
discussing how the standard of beauty is too high and how the opposite sex
has taken over the world. They also tend to wear clothing that shows off cleavage
in order to show that they are comfortable with their bodies. They tend to
be loud in class discussions and easily annoyed by male classmates. Almost
every conversation turns into a discussion of how men are degrading women.

MEGAPHONE

This guy seems pretty intelligent and contributes with a vast amount of knowledge.
Unfortunately he has got no grasp of volume at all. Will scream across the
room with a content smile on his face while embarrassing the people around
him. When conversing with The Megaphone you can't decide if he is constantly
pulling your leg or just doesn't realize what the hell he is telling you. Does
never know when to shut up but magically manages to never piss anyone seriously
off.

MR. I WORK FULL TIME

This guy uses his job as an excuse not to show up and help with group projects.
He will claim that he must work all the time and therefore cannot show up for
any of the group meetings. Impossible to get hold of outside of class. Generally
a 50/50 shot of doing the work.

MR. ROTC CADET

Often seen traversing campus in fatigues, yet his pack is devoid of water,
map, GPS, or other survival gear. Instead, he packs the same Biology 101, Spanish
II, and English Rhetoric texts that you do. Known to major in Criminology or
Criminal Justice, and may show up to 8 a.m. class in PT gear, not having had
time to make it home for a shower and shave after his morning run. Placed by
God on Earth to counter the ramblings of Passionate Politico with physical
threats (if PP is a male) or ramblings of his own stripping PP of her human/constitutional
rights (if PP is a female). Very loyal to his friends and beliefs, Mr. ROTC
Cadet is generally a good guy to have as a friend, or at least an amiable acquaintance.

MR. TOUCHY-FEELY

Usually male, and often a variant of the creepy stalker, likes to keep a hand
on you at all times, especially if you are romantically involved. Hasn't yet
decided if he's gay, but definitely hasn't proven his straightness, either.

MR. UNCERTAINTY

Mr. Uncertainty isn't really that bad a guy to have class with, as he's virtually
guaranteed never to disrupt the class proceedings. Even when the teacher asks
him a question directly, he'll attempt to deflect it through a magical combination
of stuttering, fumbling, and vague sentences that trail off in the middle.
He probably doesn't take very good notes, but he's there every day in hopes
of making up for the fact. He probably has at least two majors and a third
concentration that he's considering, but it's all perpetually up in the air
since he doesn't really know what he wants to do. Because of this, you'll almost
never see him in an advanced-level class, since he's always going back and
satisfying the core requirements for a different major.

MRS. DEGREE

Misses degree has no real purpose in college except finding "Mr. Degree" majoring
in some lucrative field such as computer programming, premed, law, or engineering.
Often packed with great looks, a killer body and half a brain Mrs. Degree has
no problem being a mere shadow of their wealthy husband and is always the first
to brag and attempt to start "intelligent conversation" on the career
of Mr. Degree. Always on the prowl, you may find Mrs. Degree befriending such
characters as the Study Nazi, FUCKING DISGUSTING C.S. MAJOR, and the CEO Junior.

MUSCLES MCFLAUNTY

This individual (almost always a guy) has been lifting weights since age 4,
and never lets you forget about it. He goes to the gym twice a day, wears nothing
more covering than a wife beater, and constantly twitches his pecs just to
get you to look at his chest. McFlaunty may or may not be otherwise annoying,
but it is a known fact that he eats creatine for breakfast, lunch and dinner
to increase muscle mass even further; this will result in four different cancers
before he is 30. Occasionally, Muscles McFlaunty will have a lisp, in which
case, laugh at him.

MUSIC MAJOR

One of the more rare species outside of Music Classes, Practice Rooms, and
University Symphony Concerts. The MM spends 50% of their time practicing, 25%
studying hard/semi-useless classes which require an A to get accepted to their
low-paying major, 25% at band practices, and 25% with their music Fraternity/Sorority...is
that 125%? Doesn't matter; MMs party so much that the high alcohol content
in their bloodstream causes them to black out and loose that 25%. Tends to
only date other music majors because "Only another MM can understand why
they have to practice 3-4 hours a day". Depending on the instrument, music
majors are laid back, but complain that they are working SOOO hard to eventually
get a salary of <$35K a year but that "I love music SOOO much it doesn't
matter". Usually makes fun of the Drama Nerd for not being "Real
Musicians" and has enough Classical CD's to fill up Amazon.com.

NEWLY-RIPE FRUIT

This guy's gay! You see, he's only just found out and now he's got to make
up for lost time. He may have had a healthy interest in sports, or board games
- but no more. He tries, for the sake of decorum, to occasionally talk about
things that do not directly involve his gayness, but he is unequal to the struggle
and five or six minutes down the line, the increasingly one-sided conversation
has shifted to his multiple fuck buddies, or one of his alarmingly variegated
fetishes. You see, just liking cocks isn't enough - that's not gay enough for
the Newly-Ripe Fruit to truly express himself. He must round his sexuality
out with public discussion of whips or chains or piss drinking, but more often
than not he decides he is a furry as well, and won't let it escape anyone's
notice. Possibly does more to set back the cause of tolerance than Fred Phelps
ever did.

NIGHT OWL

Staying up long after you've gone to bed, a Night Owl roommate may periodically
awaken you with a laughing fit after reading a Chuck Norris joke on some crappy
forum or heating water in the microwave for a 3 AM cup of ramen. May be seen
complaining about the lack of places open in town at 1 in the morning on Tuesday
night. The Night Owl is also likely to skip morning classes.

NO SCHOOL SPIRIT

He/she hates the place. He/she hates the teachers, the classes, the way its
run, but not enough hate to go on a shooting rampage - just the desire to get
the hell out and start life. These people couldn't care less about any of the
events such as sports games, dances, or theater plays. You mostly find them
in basic standard classes and they never try at anything.

NON-CONFORMIST CONFORMIST

The Non-Conformist Conformist is an interesting species. While he tries to "fight
the man," he is unable to do so without conforming to another group. The
Non-Conformist Conformist can be easily identified by his Rage Against the
Machine or Che Guevara t-shirt and dark green corduroy pants. During the winter
he will be wearing a military field coat from Germany with a patch on the side,
and he often carries a wallet on a chain. You can identify him in the classroom
because he'll feel the need to share with the class his opinions of pop culture.
He'll use a condescending tone of voice because he's better than little sheep
like you. That's all right though because whether it be the punk, goth, or
any other subculture, the Non-Conformist Conformist declares boldly, "I
choose to not fit in by fitting in with a DIFFERENT group!"

NURSING STUDENT

OMG BUSY! These girls (invariably) are incredibly busy with their nursing
school workload. Despite this, they get shit faced constantly with their fellow
nursing school students, only to wake up at 5am for their OB rotation. Often
incredibly attractive, these girls typically are still attached to the same
guy they knew in high school, who they will marry.

OBNOXIOUS CAR DRIVER

Pulling out of the parking deck at the speed limit while letting pedestrians
cross will not fly while the OCD is around. Loud tire screeching, revving,
horn honking, and blasted music must be accompanied at even the slowest street.
They will outrace and outmaneuver vans in 20 mph zones. They will rev their
engine to make sure they reach the stop sign 20 feet away fast enough. Their
car is modified to maximize every scrape, screech and scratch to its highest
volumes. If it's not unnecessarily loud, they are not driving.

OPPOSITES DO NOT ATTRACT

No matter what you may or may not like, he or she will like/dislike the exact
opposite. You like Batman, they like Superman. You think that DC Comics is
the best thing since sliced bread, they will come up with equal reasons that
Marvel is better.

PARADISE LOST

Smart, sheltered kid with a childhood full of religious superstition and intimacy
issues. Finally gets into a relationship (aka LAID) and gets suicidal when
the breakup comes a few months later. Will either hang himself in the woods
or emerge as an improved species. Flip a coin.

PASSIONATE POLITICO

Whatever wing of the political bird he resides within he'll be damned sure
to inject his angry rhetoric and sound bites into any classroom conversation
regardless of topic. Often twitchy you can spot an outburst before it happens
by looking for a grimaced mouth, spasming eye, tapping foot or softly pounding
fist (because he thinks no one will notice), then out comes the insanity.

PERPETUAL HANG-OUTER

This person is someone you chilled out with once or twice, and found you had
a lot in common with. You run into them maybe 4-5 times a semester, usually
at a party or while running late for class. No matter the situation, their
characteristic response is: "Gah, we need to hang out some time. Call
me, and we'll (insert mutually beneficial activity here)." You agree,
but neither make any effort to call one another to hang out.

PHANTOM

A completely unremarkable student in every way, THE PHANTOM shows up for classes,
does the work, and... that's it. You will never see THE PHANTOM outside of
class - Existing on his sheepishness and fueled by his silence, even if you
live next door to THE PHANTOM you'll never hear a word of him, sometimes can
be combined with Fucking Disgusting Computer Science Major for a truly wholesome
experience.

PHILOSOPHER STONER

Easily identifiable by his red eyes, incoherent speech, and the lingering
stench of marijuana, the philosopher stoner may or may not be a member of NORML,
and probably won't go to class very often. On the off chance that he actually
attends a class, god forbid the professor mention anything related to drugs,
because suddenly the philosopher stoner will turn into a walking, talking version
of erowid.com.

PREMED

The pre-med has a 4.0 cumulative GPA and has junior standing even though he's
a first semester sophomore. He's got a >90 average in every class this semester,
but is absolutely terrified that he's going to fail them all. Can often be
heard making wild assumptions about grading schemes and arguing with the TA
over 0.25 point deductions on exams.

PROCRASTINATOR

This kid always procrastinates and is perpetually hurrying to finish papers
or projects on deadlines. He/she work best 2-3 hrs before a deadline and are
known to be b.s.-ing genius's... They always boast they procrastinate but shed
years worrying about their papers!!

PROFESSOR CORRECTOR

This student loves to volunteer class time to correct the professors' menial
mistakes. Did he say 90% instead of 85%? Was he off an important date by a
year? The Corrector will grab this opportunity immediately. Does the textbook
back up the professor? Well that's wrong too! The whole world is filled with
misinformation, and only this noble lad can spend 20 minutes setting the professor
straight as everyone silently whispers "I HATE YOU." They may be
a student, but they already years ahead of the class.

QUIET SMART SLACKER

Normally found in one of the back rows but not the very back as he is trying
to blend in. Doesn't say much in class, only being social when he has to or
with people he knows outside of class. Won't disrupt class but if called on
will answer correctly. Pays attention, but doesn't always do work, or work
hard. Shows up to class 80% of the time, but does 40% of the outside work/study
time. Graduates in 5-6 years with a 3.0 but only because of intelligence and
test scores, not effort (as shown in number of years taken to graduate)

R.A.

The R.A. lives to fuck up your social life. Lurking behind every dark shadow;
The R.A. springs to action and stomps out any signs of fun, ranging from a
friendly game of Bingo to a raging smorgasbord orgy. This guy, often hated
by many feels because he is getting free housing owes it to his said college
to annoy all with his passive –aggressive confrontational vendetta against
all on campus students. All that is missing is a whistle, and a safety badge.
Often useless, The R.A. does come in handy when the PHILOSOPHER STONER, JOHNNY
FRAT BOY - or - SALLY SORORITY CHICK locks themselves out at 4am.

REDNECK

The redneck managed to get into the college because he went to a backwoods
school composed entirely of trailers in a swamp, where 4.0 gpa's are a dime
a dozen, and anyone can pass the classes practically by attending. Unfortunately,
he is probably going to fail multiple classes in a semester and drop out soon.
Unattractive, disgusting hygiene, has a taste for inferior websites, loves
to hunt, sometimes wears camouflage to class, attends every athletic event,
and likes to "Git-R-Dun" occasionally. Nothing more than a friendly
nuisance on his own, he is a very dangerous animal in the company of others
exactly the same.

SCOUT

The Scout is always in lecture before you. Even if you show up five minutes
early. The Scout will use his backpack, notebook, textbook, or anything larger
than a piece of paper to cordon off the entire front row for his or her friends,
who show up five minutes after the class has already started.

SILENT FOREIGN CURVE DESTROYER

Silent Foreign Curve Destroyer has nothing better to do than study. While
the average of the rest of the class is a respectable 45%, Silent Foreign Curve
Destroyer has approximately a 1351% in the course, thereby totally destroying
any chance you had of passing the class. Silent Foreign Curve Destroyer can
be identified by the fact that he will be in the library before you get there
and stay far after you've left. He will almost certainly wear the same clothing
throughout the entire course, and, while he may be human, it's more likely
that he's some kind of magic robot.

SKATER

Usually listens to "emo" music and wears nothing but skate brands,
sagging jeans with a belt and t-shirt (sometimes a hoodie and a beanie). The
skater is rarely seen without skateboard in hand. He is not particularly bright,
nor does he say much. These types when not skateboarding through campus by
themselves travel in packs

SKIMMER

The skimmer is easy to identify. He always sits in the back of lecture halls
and is usually asleep 10 minutes into class. It is not uncommon to hear The
Skimmer brag about how much studying he didn't do for that quiz coming up.
The Skimmer is not usually found in higher level courses

SMALL TOWN GODDESS

Hails from some microscopic town where she maybe had 5 or 6 classmates in
her graduating class, the Small Town Goddess is what is known as HOT. SMOKING
HOT, in fact. Like, all-natural, blonde haired and blue-eyed 1973-ish Playboy
bunny-like hotness. However, for some reason unknown to science, she somehow
did not develop what is commonly known as 'Hot Chick Syndrome' and is, instead,
incredibly sweet, good natured and friendly to a fault. This, naturally, causes
most members of the opposite sex to be baffled by this seemingly incongruous
behavior. Many a man have approached her, yet few can stand to be around her
for very long. Why, you ask? The fault lies not with her, oh dear reader! Nay,
the fault comes from realizing that she is honestly squeaky clean and you,
by comparison, are like some filthy hobo in your soul.

SNIPER

This is the kid, usually a male, who sits in the back of the class and will
constantly spout out smart ass remarks at the professor in an attempt to act
like he really doesn't really care for the class and thinks he is super cool
cause he can be so disrespectful in class. But this guy is important cause
when the class starts dragging and getting boring, he can usually lighten the
mood. Annoying and funny at the same time.

SOCIABLE SLACKER

This is the guy who went out of his way to talk to you on the first day. Was
really personable, seems like a normal, social person. He even suggested trading
phone numbers just in case you needed help. Fast forward to the second week
of class - he's not there. Same goes for all the classes until right before
the midterm when you get a call. "Hey man, what's up? How's it going?
Oh yeah, I missed the last class can I borrow all your notes and photocopy
them? Yeah, we should go grab a beer one day." No show again until the
final where he calls you up again asking for notes. And that beer? A complete
fabrication.

SOCIAL DISORDER GUY

Avoided by everyone, this person possess a crippling social tic that goes
completely unnoticed to him. If you're unlucky enough to be identified by social
disorder guy in public, you will be followed regardless of how much of a hurry
you pretend to be in. You will be forced, due to social etiquette, to engage
in a meaningless and awkward conversation that will be filled with characterizations
of your self image. Social Disorder Guy is completely comfortable stopping
on his way to work for fifteen minutes or half an hour to fill you in on one
of two things: either his roommate is moving out again or he has a new job.
You have no classes with him, and you never see him except for random times
during the day around your campus, yet he considers you one of his best friends.
You probably are.

STAREDOWN-ER

If this kid is corrected by another student on anything, no matter how wrong
they were, and how right the corrector was, his wrath shall be incurred in
the most passive-aggressive manner possible: Silently glowering at their new
'nemesis'. No matter if the incident occurred once, months ago, any time you
look in this kid's general direction, he will still be fucking staring at you
with the hatred of a thousand warlords. Will probably lead the victim of his
piercing gaze to do a number of 'Is he still fucking staring at me?' checks.

STUDIO ART MAJOR:

The S.A.M. totes around a humongous portfolios (often containing works of
art only other S.A.M.'s can appreciate) manages to whack near passersby's and
destroy other objects in their path. The studio major whine's about spending
all their money on ridiculously expensive studio supplies, yet they have enough
for a regular smoke...you know, for the stress. Unfortunately, studio courses
are inhumanely time-consuming, so the S.A.M. are almost always held up in the
studio labs, yet the degree is absolutely worthless, thus resulting in a downward
mental spiraling of the said major students. You could spot them easily by
their odd sense of "fashion", consisting of articles such as striped
socks, ripped jeans and unsightly hairstyles. The best way to test if an individual
is a studio arts major is to ask him/her to help you count, as most can't do
math to save their lives.

STUDY NAZI

Study Nazi is in school for one reason: to get good grades. Unfortunately
for Study Nazi, he's not that bright and he struggles with his classes. That
doesn't stop him from letting everyone know how long he studied for that 5
question quiz though. Study Nazi, much like the Intellectual Superhero, will
ask questions constantly during class. However, the Intellectual Superhero
has some grasp of the material. Study Nazi, while he can quote his books and
his notes verbatim, has no idea what any of it means. Under no circumstances
should you approach Study Nazi outside of class. Doing so will only remind
him that he's losing valuable time that he could be using in the library and
you might get hurt in his frenzied dash to get there as quickly as possible

STUPID UGLY FAT GIRL

Stupid Ugly Fat Girl feels the need to enter into every single class discussion,
completely disregarding the fact that she has nothing of substance to add to
the conversation. Stupid Ugly Fat Girl cannot construct a sentence without
using the words "like" and "um" at least 12 times for every
2 other words. She always wears clothes that are too tight, and seems partial
to gaudy rhinestone shirts with incredibly original phrases such as "Princess" strewn
across the front of her sagging cow tits. The only way to actually learn something
in a class with the Stupid Ugly Fat Girl is to distract her attention with
a shiny object.

SUBURBAN RAPPER

The Suburban Rapper can be found in any common area, listening to his own
music on his IPOD at an unreasonable volume. Generally (but not always) white,
he awkwardly uses the words Dog, Crib, Homie, Phat, G, or Ill. If he spots
you, he'll ask you to "peep this new track yo," or attempt to sell
you tickets to his half-assed concert. His music is generally unbearable, and
if you're lucky, you can get away with only hearing a few verses. He always
seems surprised that his poser antics never land him a girl, or a record deal.

THEY LIVE AT THE COFFEE SHOP

It might be an on-campus coffee shop or one right near campus, but either
way they're there. Always. The group can get quite large, but there's a core
of about four people. Usually this core consists of: a fat, annoying girl;
a gay guy; a theater major (male or female); and an older guy, either a grad
student/limpet or a townie. This core group will invariably occupy the coffee
shop's only couch; if there are more than one, they will occupy the best couch.
No matter where you are in the coffee shop, you will hear them laughing, shouting,
calling one another hot, singing along with the song playing on the stereo
("omigod i luv this song!!"), and erupting into a chorus of "BYEEEE's" whenever
one of the group finally decides to leave.

THREAT

Black trench coat. Few words. Odd knowledge about weapons. And somehow, he
always seems to sit next to you in class

TOO MUCH STUFF GIRL/GUY

They have a huge backpack with every book for all their classes in it. A change
of clothes, an umbrella and groceries. They are always late yet will choose
the seat in the front middle next to the projector maximizing the disruption
to the class.

VALLEY GIRL

Women who appear to be made entirely from bronzed plastic, with lips glossy
enough to successfully buff the floor of a shopping mall. Don't bother remembering
any of their names, as one valley girl is completely indiscernible from the
next. Often seen courting Ugly Assholes

VISIBLE MINORITY

He's the only one in your class, sometimes he makes sure that everyone knows
it. Most of the time he's pretty cool tough, you just need to get to know them
better. Excels at making you feel bad about random comment you make on his
people.

WALK SLOWER THAN GRANDMA PERSON

Often in groups of two or three they will stretch out in a line and walk slower
than an old person with a walker. Also known to hog sidewalks force other students
use the grass.

WANNABE

This type pretends to know everything about a few subjects and will attempt
to impress you with their extensive knowledge on said subject. Often times
someone who actually knows what they are talking about will correct the wannabe,
however the wannabe will argue his or her side until someone presents them
with hard evidence that they were actually wrong. The wannabe will change their
personality according to who they are with. No one knows what the wannabe is
actually like because he/she is always changing.

WANNA BE COMPUTER GEEK

They can be found in groups often discussing old internet fads while downloading
songs and files from P2P networks. Often annoying to the people around them.
Will shout out "LOL INTERNETS" at random times and you can hear some
old techno songs in the background.

WANNA-BE JOCK

The chubby idiot in the back of the classes, busy bragging about the amazing
three pointer he pulled in a game with the boys. However, if studied in its
natural habitat, the Wanna-be Jock can be seen getting the only sports exposure
from a video game console. NOTE: If encountering one of these during its ritualistic
video gaming, beware of celebrations. They often involve screaming and waving
when they get an extra point on Madden NFL.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THAT" NINJA:

These people are ninjas in disguise, often lurking amongst the normal people.
They seem nice at first, but when they come to the part of the discussion of
majors, the inevitable question of "What are you going to do with that?" comes
up. Usually in a patronizing tone, they also carry shiruken... too bad that
the weapons are so far up their a$$es that they can't utilize them.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU? KID

This kid will confuse the HELL out of you from day to day. One day, she's
THE ANSWERING MACHINE, next the QUIET SMART SLACKER. She used to be a MUSIC
MAJOR, but she randomly changes to a hard science major. She will always be
to class early (THE SCOUT) unless she was THE NIGHT OWL the night before. Wears
totally amazing clothes, or something so lame you wouldn't wear to sleep in.
Hates the conformity of society with a passion (NON-CONFORMIST CONFORMIST),
but can be seen with many different groups, more often with the ANIME FREAKS.
You often can't recognize them at parties or class because of complete transformations.
Good luck trying to contact her, because her spontaneity with throw you for
a loop and you will never be able to find her.

YING-YANGER

Found in most of the female population in college settings, the Ying-Yangers
are those who, if approached by someone athletic, will swoon and bend to their
every whim. However, if approached by someone of the least bit imperfection,
the Ying-Yanger will sneer in disgust... if providing a reaction at all.

YOU'RE A LITTLE TOO OLD TO BE HERE GUY

Usually in the 28-32 year range, this species refuses to let go of the joys
of college. Can be found on campus seven days a week, and is always present
at EVERY SINGLE FRAT PARTY. Will give you some lame, shady excuse why he's
still in college, and will then befriend you so he can abuse the T1 connection
in your dorm room to download porn. Most often has no friends his own age,
is unemployed and still lives with his parents. Because he is older than everyone
else, he will constantly criticize everyone for acting like children, but will
then throw a tantrum when you won't let him play a game of HALO. You can recognize
him by his weird and outdated taste in clothing and his fondness for 80's rock
music. Usually very loud, obnoxious and opinionated in the classroom, with
traits similar to that of THE EXAM BEGGER and THE INTELLECTUAL SUPERHERO.

What Do You Have To Say? - Dear Santa

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 07:54:34 GMT

What's on your list for Santa this year?

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I Just Want Decent Sleep For ONCE!!!

Sure....

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 07:44:37 GMT

So what can I say...I'm emo, yes I'm very emo...I'm a wreck [inside] xmas time doesn't make it any better because I still miss my dad too, but i know he won't be around. O and the guys you really want have to deal with they're own wreck as well while i'm trying to deal with myself....and throw in another guy along that wants that too....well [ya I'm a mess inside]

I don't know anymore sometimes. When does hurt empty itself out? I mean lots and lots of hurt, seriously I don't know how much there is....
Where does saddness stop pumping? Dunno about anger....but i'm sure it's there. It's never enough...just never enough.

How much is it worth to be like this when you know you'll be leaving sooner or later? seriously I'm not happy about it myself too...but I'm here still.

But hey, I can make lots of great cocktail mixes in the mean time :) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Student Vs Teacher

Thu, 30 Aug 2007 22:09:56 GMT

A science professor begins his school year with a lecture to the students, "Let me explain the problem science has with religion." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand.

"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"

"Yes sir," the student says.

"So you believe in God?"

"Absolutely."

"Is God good?"

"Sure! God's good."

"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"

"Yes."

"Are you good or evil?"

"The Bible says I'm evil."

The professor grins knowingly. "Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a moment. "Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?"

"Yes sir, I would."

"So you're good...!"

"I wouldn't say that."

"But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't."

The student does not answer, so the professor continues. "He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Hmmm? Can you answer that one?"

The student remains silent.

"No, you can't, can you?" the professor says. He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax.

"Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?"

"Er...yes," the student says.

"Is Satan good?"

The student doesn't hesitate on this one. "No."

"Then where does Satan come from?"

The student falters. "From God"

"That's right. God made Satan, didn't he? Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?"

"Yes, sir."

"Evil's everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything, correct?"

"Yes."

"So who created evil?" The professor continued, "If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil."

Again, the student has no answer. "Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things, do they exist in this world?"

The student squirms on his feet. "Yes."

"So who created them?"

The student does not answer again, so the professor repeats his question. "Who created them?" There is still no answer. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace in front of the classroom. The class is mesmerized. "Tell me," he continues onto another student. "Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?"

The student's voice betrays him and cracks. "Yes, professor, I do."

The old man stops pacing. "Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?"

"No sir. I've never seen Him."

"Then tell us if you've ever heard your Jesus?"

"No, sir, I have not."

"Have you ever felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your Jesus? Have you ever had any sensory perception of Jesus Christ, or God for that matter?"

"No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't."

"Yet you still believe in him?"

"Yes."

"According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?"

"Nothing," the student replies. "I only have my faith."

"Yes, faith," the professor repeats. "And that is the problem science has with God. There is no evidence, only faith."

The student stands quietly for a moment, before asking a question of His own. "Professor, is there such thing as heat?"

"Yes," the professor replies. "There's heat."

"And is there such a thing as cold?"

"Yes, son, there's cold too."

"No sir, there isn't."

The professor turns to face the student, obviously interested. The room suddenly becomes very quiet. The student begins to explain. "You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat, but we don't have anything called 'cold'. We can hit up to 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold; otherwise we would be able to go colder than the lowest -458 degrees."

"Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total absence of heat. You see, sir, cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it."

Silence across the room. A pen drops somewhere in the classroom, sounding like a hammer.

"What about darkness, professor. Is there such a thing as darkness?"

"Yes," the professor replies without hesitation. "What is night if it isn't darkness?"

"You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something; it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light, but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? That's the meaning we use to define the word."

"In reality, darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?"

The professor begins to smile at the student in front of him. This will be a good semester. "So what point are you making, young man?"

"Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with, and so your conclusion must also be flawed."

The professor's face cannot hide his surprise this time. "Flawed? Can you explain how?"

"You are working on the premise of duality," the student explains. "You argue that there is life and then there's death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can't even explain a thought."

"It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it."

"Now tell me, professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?"

"If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man, yes, of course I do."

"Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?"

The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as he realizes where the argument is going. A very good semester, indeed.

"Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a preacher?"

The class is in uproar. The student remains silent until the commotion has subsided.

"To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, let me give you an example of what I mean."

The student looks around the room. "Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?" The class breaks out into laughter.

"Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain, felt the professor's brain, touched or smelt the professor's brain? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, with all due respect, sir."

"So if science says you have no brain, how can we trust your lectures, sir?"

Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the student, his face unreadable.

Finally, after what seems an eternity, the old man answers. "I guess you'll have to take them on faith."

"Now, you accept that there is faith, and, in fact, faith exists with life," the student continues. "Now, sir, is there such a thing as evil?"

Now uncertain, the professor responds, "Of course, there is. We see it everyday. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil."

To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light."

The professor sat down.

This students statements are true, can you or can you not make night darker?

Is it possible for it to get colder after absolute zero -458 degree's F.

Can you feel,taste,see,hear,or smell your brain,

If you support this students statements than repost.

God in heaven won't mind if you do or don't.

No you won't go to hell.

But your conscience will feel great if you do

Doors

Fri, 17 Aug 2007 09:08:13 GMT

Well I just applied for UC Santa Cruz, Santa Barbara, and Riverside...of course I tried for UC Davis/UCLA but they were closed in the major...and o man UCLA dang dang loook at soo many literally closed all over.
And in the mean while I'm in the midst of application evaluation for Cal Poly. One part of me is still on the idea and really inteding for UC Santa Cruz as the main goal...fall or summer quarter.

Either for my options for my best for majoring is the big one for UC Santa Cruz or in maybe abother prospect UC Davis...either is good anyhow...didn't really think of others...o ya, the UC's were all last minute decisions to start applying. I had thought i'd atleast have 2 wks, turns out i looked up on that and had like 3 days left...so i got it all done within the time frame. I actually feel very good about getting it all done within that time frame and the personal statement totally rocked my day...the pple that helped edit it with me in the career center made it sound like i wrote a nice novel. But for now...I'm nervous and looking forward to the future and toward my goals, there are more doors open...might be a bit hazy but it's bright.

There are so many reasons as to why i'd prefer to go in Fall and especiall UC Santa Cruz. But at the same time...the sooner the better scheme is also another thing to conceptualize or is it the idea "don't wait forever and then start applying". The high expectatiions from family and extended family is something...but as for individual decsions...they count more than the expectatiions. Atleast I've made that decision to go on and it counts. Just gotta see how it all goes...if yes...then i'll decide from there, if not...then fall it will be...

Much looking forward too...so much has happened within these last months, I can't really understand some of it and others I've realized that all the answers where there infront of me the whole time w/or without Adam...tho that always will kinda baffle me a lil. Another dissptment in the book and another friend that I'll have to put in as well it lasted and o well...weird situations are always weird. I'd hope he'll come around being back to friends? o well...who knows.

More stuff anyhow to look forward to anyhow...so there's no pt in being held back but to persue on at this pt.
I'm moving on :) I hope/will!

Nervous and Time To Think

Thu, 21 Jun 2007 23:21:35 GMT

so i suppose my plans that i thought was going to really what i had in mind is now pretty much flipped. I'm glad and happy that he wants to be with me and the fact that he's not giving up on it at all...for me, give me a break...i need to think, i want to take it slow. I'm not at that point in my life that i want to settle down and get married so soon. I have so much that i need and want to do, like my education/career, i want to financially go support myself. But at the same time, i need to make things happen for myself too. I'm obviously never have been happy @ my home, i know i can't go living my life like this...and i thought well maybe the next 4 yrs would just be to help out my lil sis/family. But no, it makes me unhappy and i know i'm not happy, i havn't been happy with my family life. I can't keep on doing this forever. But at the same time...he's sooo serious too.

But at the same time...time is always good timing...i've been offered a possible openings to forward with schooling/my career/experience. For me and my best friend, it would make sense to take that chance, we're both into the medic field, but you know different aspects but still...it's the same stuff, we want to make a difference in life for people in any possible way. So there's that hook up of an Internship. The other was that notaking postion that i've been getting to all the last 2 semester, i never thought the lady just randomly comes up to me saying...she was thinking about me and really wants to consider me working for them. Timing has always been the escense and i'm glad it has been worth the wait. But at the same time, i'm at a big stand still in my life where I have to start making decisions. Whether it's to sacrifice for the better part in order to move on, it's a juggle. It makes me realize that I might not be able to try for Honor Band this time...even if i do hear the calling. I have to way out wat is more important for my persuing goals. But it's the individual that ultimatly makes that decision to move on and go forward...I need to start doing that, something has happeend to make me realize that more.

I'm so nervous and scared about what i have to think about...yet i'm excited and happy.
All with in the a few days...so much to think about, yet i do have time to think and figure out it. Everything will work out as what people will tell me. But it's between me and him too. What am i going to do to make things happen and what is he going to do to do the same? There's just so much to realize and think about.

Sometimes I wish it were easy to get and look up to guidance, but i know that's not the case. It's always on the individual terms to realize to make that point clear, if not, others will trannslate it out to understand it....

Writer's Block: Who's in your neighborhood

Thu, 14 Jun 2007 19:04:29 GMT

How well do you know your next-door neighbors?

i actually don't....only the one in the corner with the cute cat...somewhat...
hell i've grown a bit distant from a friend over the other block...i don't get to talk to her much nowadays...even tho i'm only one block away...then again, phone calls to pple are the usua.
they either pick up or don't return your call...and i'm bad with that myself sometimes...

life is fulls of random things....

Young life

Wed, 13 Jun 2007 00:11:28 GMT

something my adam said :) but i'm sure it's from elsewhere...please apply it and pass it to others :)

"True friends are like roots on a tree, nothing can push the tree down, it's strong. But most people are like leafs on a tree, they come and go in your young life. And in your young life you'll have to deal with that alot. "

"It's ok to hurt and be a lil depressed and cry, but just for a lil bit. Then you pick youself back up and dust yourself off and start the happy life you want. Because if you dwell on it would make you be a hateful person ..."

CRAZY TIME

Tue, 29 May 2007 00:43:28 GMT

Is it me but everything you've planned is always changing...and sometimes it doesn't happen!!
grrrrrr....but i can be patient, it's just soo frustrating stometimes....

I want to be able to talk to him all the time [but we all know that's a bit tough and can go for conveniance] aye....I miss him alot.

My life is sooo complicately screwd up and yet i'm a busy woman? wow...i should really take that as a compliment....

But all works out in the end...i have faith in that as much as he has faith in me. <3

My Plate

Tue, 01 May 2007 19:03:59 GMT

So do i just kinda watch over the ridge and let it spill?
Or do i do something about it....

I suppose i get something out of it either way...it's just that everything I thought would have the answers isn't always there...
ANd i've asked that question sooo many times...somedays it'll have answer and alot of the time i'm left hanging as usual.
There's just soo much to it...there's got to be, i can't sit around looking for it...searching.
I am constantly searching...and I'm tired....yet I just keep on going...
Like myself, i'm dragging myself, sometday by choice and at times...well...i'm required to.

Not obligated, but i choose to...and i'm not stuck with it either...
O fuck you.....
I'm going to go kick some more ass anyhow...

Long Distance....

Mon, 16 Apr 2007 23:19:36 GMT

Honestly to say, how the hell is this long distance relationship going to work??? I have so many questions that need answering and i sudda had that done when he was here...but i guess everything happens for a reason and good timing...

He's only 3 hours away, so that's not to bad...but i know he's hella busy.
As much as i do miss him i know he misses me too.

But wtf??? I wasn't even expecting a relationship out of this...but i suppose he's the one that assumes he wants to really work this out...for me..i'm trying to adjust...

Sometimes I forget what a relationship is like again...it's been awhile.

But a long distance relationship??
and myabe the words say in a song i know..."distance makes the heart grow fonder"??
honestly...ehhhh...
I'm calming down, doing a lil better [trying to adjust and not freak out...]

Spring Break

Thu, 12 Apr 2007 22:33:22 GMT

Wow...i can be happy and a bit trying to figure out how this is going to work between me and Adam...i don't know.
Last night I went to one of the bible studies with Ashley and Carry @ Mercy church. There were a few other people i hadn't seen in awhile and it was good to see them again. The topic that night was about Committment.
It made me realize alot of other aspects besides just with my faitha and religion...but also for everday life too...

o boy....

RIP Dave

Wed, 04 Apr 2007 20:37:17 GMT

Dave Melendy will be missed by everyone :( he was a great teacher instructor for the EMT class [and it's a bit difficult trying to get a hold of former emt students too] to pass the word along.

but me and Lucian and as well as others are pretty bummed :(

alot has happened...for everbody this week [coinsidintually]

Frustrated & Dissappointed

Tue, 03 Apr 2007 08:41:05 GMT

well i suppose everyone seems to be having a great Spring shit...but then again...alot has happened to everyone/everybody.
I'm just frustrated @ my Chem class...but then again, it happens
Do what needs to be done.

And it just blows to see stuff happen...

It's Just....

Fri, 09 Mar 2007 09:22:33 GMT

Crazy
that's one word to describe it i suppose...
Life is like a rollarcoaster
And it's also like a delicious box of truffles

I really look forward to everyday
Even if I'm cranky, pissed, and seem that way
Make everyday count...really makes me wonder I drag myself around....
I try not to look that way or seems...but hey, It happens...
What is determination?
It's the drive that keeps me pushing
That essentially helps you not to give up on goals
And remembering why I am doing what I am doing
I have a mission
To continue on where most would have layed on the road and gave up
Or not ... but thats another side to the story
Every story has it's alternate sides

And honestly some stories just don't end because they are stories within stories
Wow, that's just amazing....
TOO MANY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS OF THE UNKNOWN/KNOWN

What is EMO?

Thu, 01 Mar 2007 21:06:32 GMT

MORE_EMO

"Emo" gets harder and harder to define as time goes on. Emo, by definition, means emotionally charged hardcore punk. Emo died in the late 80's early 90's but gave way to post emo music and hardcore/emo bands.

The Emo of today is a whole different animal than the emo of yesterday. Its essentially a word that has horned its way into popular usage while shedding most of the qualities that originally defined it.

Like it's Punk predecessor, Emo has evolved to encompass a diversified set of lifestyle suggestions above and beyond the kind of music one enjoys, including certain pre-ordained behaviors, fashion imperatives and identity traits which are indicative of an emerging new culture.

So What Is Emo?
Some Basic Truths About the Emerging Emo Sub-Culture:

First and foremost, Emo is a state of mind and distinct lifestyle choice which involves one or more of the following dimensions in varying degrees and proportions.

1. Emo is a genre of music that's suffering character dilution and becoming harder to define
2. Emo is fashion statement
3. Emo is a form of identity that influences one's geopolitical views and belief system
4. Emo "kids" are characteristically "hetero-flexible", "bi-sexual" and open to experimentation in their sexual dealings

Anti-Emo Sentiments
Fueling the Ongoing Dabate Over What Emo Is & Isn't

Much of the hostility directed at Emo comes from a strong contingent of hardcore punk purists who jealously maintain that Emo is nothing more than a sub-genre of punk music. They'd never admit to it, but that's because Emo represents a threat to their cherished lifestyle. They're afraid that emo is going to replace punk and it is this fear which fuels hostility against the emergine Emo sub-culture.

Some anti-emo sentiments that the Emo sub-culture has grown accustomed to hearing include:

1. Emo is NOT a mindset
2. Emo is NOT a philosophy
3. Emo is NOT a fashion
4. There is NO SUCH THING as Emo culture

It's Time to Face the Music

They forget that punk started out the same way, and slowly evolved over time to encompass a diverse range of lifestyle suggestions in the areas of fashion, ideas and principals.

When Will Emo Go Away?
The themes underpinning the Emo revolution will never go away. They will always be prominant feature of mainstream youth culture. Emo, as a catch-all phrase, will eventually phase out and be replaced by a new word-of-the-day befitting the emotional character of the times.

New Library...New World

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 21:24:29 GMT

Well today pple called and woke me up and I had the most weirdest dreams lately [but that's another story for another time] I'm watching Heroes...older movie.

And this new Library, yes...nice, but the downsided is it's alot smaller and very cramped and panicky for me...i think...

For me right now it's on the items i'm thinking
School isn't too bad rightn now...well only the first few days../week we'll see before HELL

I feel like things are happening all around me
Some of it I can't help but only watch at a distance
My closes friends right now are in a war
And some of them have turned against each other
It Makes me sad to see all that happen
It really does...
I'm sad to see it be helpless
Yet at the same time...it's hard to be neutral

Let time speak...and be

Happy 22 Bday!

Thu, 11 Jan 2007 18:32:38 GMT

Wow, like i said before...i don't even look 22, infact i look way much younger than 22, lol.
But it's the same felling, just like when it used to be 16, 18, and 21...feels like it was yesterday.

For once i'm getting rid of half my alcohol stash to the bday party :) finally!!!
What a relief for now...

14 assorted winecoolers: berry pina colada/pina colada, strawberry daqueri/margarita, mango

8 assorted bottled beer: Samuel Adam Winter Lager, Corona Extra, Guinness Draught, Michelob Ultra, Fat Tire, andd....ya Coors Light (ewww...lol)

1 Boone's Farm Sangria bottle of wine

[note] that is about 1/4 to 1/2 of what i still have in the house/fridge of alcohol
it is an ultimate pain in the ass to actually finish all this stuff...in decent timing...but it's good to have too :)

Happy Birthday to me :) yay

Dreams

Fri, 08 Dec 2006 23:58:46 GMT

and i can officially say, i've been haveing dreams for tbe last 7 nights...in a row...this is very odd since i usually don't have any dreams...omg...i can only remember the first 3 but i do remember todays...

it's weired...either that something must be up or .......

O The uhh...

Fri, 01 Dec 2006 04:09:49 GMT

You know what it's like to feel bloated for over a week? not too awsome i'll tell u...i feel like a damn fat garfield that can't move...omg, this fracking quadrupled medication is good/bad.

Only since i have no fracking clue to what i'm still allergic...god knows...at this point, seems like i run into weird situations every fuckn damn year!!

but hey, i'm soooo on this happy meds...takes care of the severe allergic reaction
i'd rather be totally hi/doped up rather then to be unbearble rashed/swelled/worse off.
but it's sooo fracking damn hard to get school/work on track with this...ugggg!!!

Holly fracking shit!! omg...i hate these bricks i'm carrying...omg....
i hate being high/doped off my asss...[I wana be back to normal!!]

I have never seen such a serious doc in my life...he's sooo damn serious, it's not even funny...